i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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