Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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