Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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