she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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