She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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