I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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