We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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