Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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