Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
