He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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