is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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