as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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