Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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