She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
