it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I love you. Go after that dick
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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