If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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