return my video game
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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