Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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