I love black thongs
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
