D3 body, D1 cock
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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