# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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