You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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