the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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