Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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