the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
i out mim tonsoeep
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