Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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