school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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