i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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