you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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