Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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