Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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