A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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