You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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