Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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