A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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