I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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