Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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