you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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