i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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