It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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