What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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