We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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