he was CRYING into my vagina
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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