And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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