I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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