He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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