This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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