no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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