just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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