@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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