Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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